Step 1

I went to the doctor yesterday. I go back on the 3rd day of my next period for tests, and then we determine if/when we can do an insemination, depending on the test results. I am old, after all, and the factory might not be producing up to standards.

Meanwhile, we need to go sperm shopping. I'm letting R do most of that, so he feels more involved.

I have no idea if this will work. But I hope it will.

Request

Would somebody PLEASE tell me how to make a really good frozen margarita... preferably one that doesn't start with frozen limeade mix, because that seems like cheating?

Thank you.